Wit

“Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.” – Walker Percy

“You show me a nation without partisanship, and I’ll show you a tyranny.” – Rep. Tom DeLay

“We can only solve the problems we know we have.”

“Booze is the social glue of the human race.” -Barbara Holland

“If it has been said before, and better — and it usually has been — why should I fret unwilling ears with something I want to say in my words when it has been said better and more appositely by someone else?” – Sir William Y. Darling